Well stout Wake Green yeomanry, another tour is over, and perhaps it is only right and proper to reflect on some of the key notes, so here are just a few of my own:

Best Goal - Jake Sammons for a fabulous, 40 yard (at least) free kick.

Best Bloke In A Penalty Shoot Out - Nore, 2 superb saves and a bloody big dust bowl afterwards.

Most Optimistic Call - Tony Sammons after he had booted a ball 20 yards down the line, then telling Gary Smith to chase it.

Only Player To Be Mugged By A Blonde Full Back - Me i'm afraid, she kicked the bloody crap out of me, and never even gave me a feel around!

Quickest Wake Green Forward Line Ever - Tony Sammons, Tony Worton, Ant Jones and Doug White.

Slowest Run Up To Take A Penalty - Doug again, he moved with the pace of Ironside going up some stairs!

The Norman Wisdom Best Fall Moment - Our very own lothario, Bobby "Georgie" James, a little step over, a deft stand on the ball, then up in the air before landing in a big heap. With pacy winger Tony Sammons then bent double laughing, the opposition counter attacked and scored....you can't buy that!

The Tour Incredible Hulk Award - Brian Cushenan who again got the old neck muscles bulging after deciding to wear Kevin's drink as some kind of hat.

Bloke Not To Be Allowed To Order A Drink - Terry Knowles, my round, he asks for something out of the orange tap, and I basically get a pint of mild for £6!!....It's £1.79 down the Legion.

Best And Firmest Knockers - Has to be Mark Brady, both pert and perfectly formed...

Best Bonfire - That bloody cardigan Ross insisted on wearing, I mean, we all respect the acting work of Clive Dunn, but that was a step too far!

And finally, a little quiz you can play along with, just fill in the missing letters.

M-TT  T-LSL-Y  -S  SH-T!!!

Lastly, my thanks to Gez, Andy and Mark for all the organisation, take a bow.